Twin Peaks stickers on Etsy
This image via Francis Marin
Twin Peaks Tarot cards designed by
playing cards
more Twin Peaks paraphernalia and posters on Etsy
Parody trailer
Twin Peaks character action figures
a collection of Tumblr pages titled wonderful and strange
Twin Peaks comics by Josh Howard
Twin Peaks map by Robert Farkas
News, Welcome to Twin Peaks
Chuck Norris’ face
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep
Chuck Norris runs Windows
Chuck Norris in high school
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Superman’s pajamas
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
HOW I AM LIKE DONALD TRUMP
HOW I AM LIKE DONALD TRUMP
for D.T. and other lonely people
Yesterday I said the thing
I was trying to say
perfectly to myself. I am something
astounding, I am like the grand
canyon, I said, by which I meant
I sometimes feel hedged in
by those who would sweat in hot cars for days
just to stand and look at me. And people think
I am saying I am a spectacle, a wonder
surrounded by nothing
as huge as me, and people think I am
claiming majesty. People travel for days
to look at the most important canyon, which is to say
the biggest empty space. Sometimes
I might as well kick pea gravel over the side
rather than try to explain who I am
and wait until I hear it hit the ground.
What I am trying to say
in small, hard words that always fall away
from what I mean,
is I am not the canyon, the immense
perfection of its depth, I am more
the missing earth dispersed,
trying to feel whole, to believe
that God makes sometimes
by taking away.
October 18, 2016
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