twin peaks day

Happy 2/24!

Twin Peaks stickers on Etsy

 This image via Francis Marin

Twin Peaks Tarot cards designed by 
Avail (major arcana only), via, via, via
playing cards

more Twin Peaks paraphernalia and posters on Etsy
Parody trailer
Twin Peaks character action figures
a collection of Tumblr pages titled wonderful and strange 
Twin Peaks comics by Josh Howard
Twin Peaks map by Robert Farkas
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Chuck Norris’ face


Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep


Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris in high school

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Superman’s pajamas

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

HOW I AM LIKE DONALD TRUMP

Rachel Custer

HOW I AM LIKE DONALD TRUMP

for D.T. and other lonely people

Yesterday I said the thing
I was trying to say
perfectly to myself. I am something
astounding, I am like the grand
canyon, I said, by which I meant
I sometimes feel hedged in
by those who would sweat in hot cars for days
just to stand and look at me. And people think
I am saying I am a spectacle, a wonder
surrounded by nothing
as huge as me, and people think I am
claiming majesty. People travel for days
to look at the most important canyon, which is to say
the biggest empty space. Sometimes
I might as well kick pea gravel over the side
rather than try to explain who I am
and wait until I hear it hit the ground.
What I am trying to say
in small, hard words that always fall away
from what I mean,
is I am not the canyon, the immense
perfection of its depth, I am more
the missing earth dispersed,
trying to feel whole, to believe
that God makes sometimes
by taking away.


October 18, 2016

 

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